JUST CALL ME MR. CHIPS

Woe is me! I’ve been reading about all these experiments with installing computer chips in human brains so, being 71 with little to lose, I volunteered to be part of the study. They implanted the chip nearly a month ago, but it took a week for the scientists to figure out that they installed the wrong kind of chip. They installed a GPS chip. Now I always know exactly where I am. The problem is that I still do not know why I am there.

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