WORDS OF WISDOM FROM “THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES’

After avoiding the wiles of a gold digging “femme fatale,” Elly and Jed discuss the result

Elly May: “Pa, ain’t you gonna marry up with that city woman?”

Jed: “No Elly. Us old foxes is trap-shy, especially when the bait goes to chasin’ us.”

SMART?

I am sick and tired of all these “smart” devices. I especially don’t want any phone that’s smarter than me. It’s bad enough I already owe the stupid toaster $6.50 for poker.